It's crazy cold round here

DISASTER! It's close to freezing on these wintry mornings so Mistress Anna has wrapped Maud up in about 18 furry layers, but it means she can't get her hands free in time to answer her Blackberry!

Even after peeling off a couple of layers, Maud's tongue is still not long enough to reach her fist.


Sometimes Mistress Anna thinks Maud needs new clothes. She walks past this - erm - amazing creation almost every day and wonders at its - erm - voluptuous silkiness. Only in the Wood of Earl would you get such an outfit!

All this being at home in the cold and rainy weather is surely turning Mistress Anna loopy, let alone Maud!