Disease vector shame

Maud may try to blame her friend Edgar for HER FIRST COLD. But snatching a rusk from his snotty mouth and having a good suck of it herself was the real culprit.
Mistress Anna told her greed wouldn't get her anywhere - except maybe a job at an investment bank.
Maud was suitably mortified. After passing her germs onto her mother, her father and her grandfather, she looked for any number of covers to hide her shame.
But the rubbish bin was too dirty.

The laundry basket had too many holes.


And the nappy box wasn't private enough.